I had a dream this morning that I was kidnapped.
I tried to tell my kidnapper jokes and distract him so that he wouldn’t be focused on keeping me contained. It worked a little, but I was still held captive.
Eventually we were out of his truck, and walking down the street. I tried more jokes. Then the thought hit me, “Oh yeah! I know self defense!” So I whipped out my amazing self defense skills that I learned (in real life) in R.A.D. training.
I eventually broke his nose and knocked him out cold. Then I woke up, slightly scared, and very satisfied.
Unfortunately, budgets were cut, and the R.A.D. program is no longer taught in Salt Lake. But let me know if you want to learn some sweet self defense moves to help you in dreams and real life. =)
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