Famous is my middle name

Many of you probably already foresee this (I must admit, it's pretty obvious...), but for those of you who don't know, I'm going to be famous. It's kinda like how some people can tell when a rain storm is coming because they can feel it in their bones. Well, my ego tells me all the time about how famous I will be. I'm convinced that it's true, and now I'm just preparing for the inevitable.

An event this week started me on my path to stardom. Some of you may have heard of the TV show, So You Think You Can Dance (others of you are pretty much obsessed with it). A person from the show called me at work this week, and told me I need to audition for the show. I can be pretty oblivious sometimes, but that right there is like a sign from the heavens!

He may or may not have been calling to ask for ideas of where to shoot some extra shots of salt lake.... And it may or may not be a coincidence that I talked to him because I am the one who answers the main line.... But the facts stand solid. He works for So You Think You Can Dance, and he told me I need to try out. So there you have it. I'll be signing autographs in the lobby after this blog. Please, don't push, everyone will get a chance to shake my hand.

I don't know if you've heard, but Ben Stein and I are basically tight now. In case you needed any more convincing. ;)