This story is just too funny to not share. For those of you who follow me on Instagram (@amberschmamber), you've already received a preview of this story.
One Monday morning I pulled into the parking lot at work. Standing in the way of all the cars entering the parking lot was a canada goose. This is not uncommon for our building. We are right across the street from a small lake, so the ducks and geese are plentiful around our office. When you first start working here you think they are so cute, and that it's so rad that they hang out around the office. Then you realize that the geese are super mean. They will fight you, and that's exactly what this goose was doing on this particular Monday morning.
Back to the story. I pull into the parking lot, and there's the lone fighter goose. It's standing right in the way of all the cars coming in. As I tried to get around it it came closer to my car. I couldn't believe it was that dumb to fight a car (even if it is a Mini), so I maybe drove a little close to it to see if it would back off. It didn't. After I parked I saw it interrogate a big utility van that pulled in. It actually pecked at the van! LOL! This geese clearly needed a lesson on relative size of objects.
One Monday morning I pulled into the parking lot at work. Standing in the way of all the cars entering the parking lot was a canada goose. This is not uncommon for our building. We are right across the street from a small lake, so the ducks and geese are plentiful around our office. When you first start working here you think they are so cute, and that it's so rad that they hang out around the office. Then you realize that the geese are super mean. They will fight you, and that's exactly what this goose was doing on this particular Monday morning.
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| Some of said geese hanging out on top of the building |
Back to the story. I pull into the parking lot, and there's the lone fighter goose. It's standing right in the way of all the cars coming in. As I tried to get around it it came closer to my car. I couldn't believe it was that dumb to fight a car (even if it is a Mini), so I maybe drove a little close to it to see if it would back off. It didn't. After I parked I saw it interrogate a big utility van that pulled in. It actually pecked at the van! LOL! This geese clearly needed a lesson on relative size of objects.
Well, I laughed off the situation. It was a funny way to start a Monday.
As I left work that afternoon, I found revenge from the goose on my car.
It relieved itself all over my driver side door handle. I'm telling you, there was no way to open the door without touching this stuff, and I'm certain it belonged to the goose because I see those things eat grass all day, and this was definitely made up of grass.
Goose 1, Amber 0. You win this time.
Haha...funny story. I loved it insta...and again here. Thanks for sharing! Love your blog :) And you Ms. Amber! So cute.
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