Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Saving Those Who Have Gone Astray

Me here, the plant lady (or at least that’s what they call me around town). With as much wisdom and knowledge I have about plants, I do need a bit of advice.

You may remember this prized possession of mine, The Succulent.

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Well, there seems to be a bit of a rebellious streak in this plant because it just doesn’t seem to want to do what all good plants know they should do.

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This is not okay. Instead of normal leaf thingys (technical term) growing from the stalk, it has two sprouts growing sideways. Doesn’t this plant understand that it’s friend the Chopstick can’t support it (emotionally of course, not physically) much longer?!

Everything about this plant is dysfunctional. …and yet it lives.

What should I do? Kill it with kindness? Ha ha ha….

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